you seem horribly familiar

As an individual living with chronic villainy, though I've been working on redeeming myself, I've found myself a bit reluctant to give up my membership card, since it's so shiny and can get me into the best clubs.

However, rest assured, I'm a very lazy villain, so my world domination plans tend to stay on the backburner. So I'll help out any worthy opponents when the mood strikes me. In any case, I don't recommend trying to kill me.

In the meantime I'll be watching various television shows for tips for my various ongoing projects and blogging about them.